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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

4:57 pm  •  2 September 2014  •  907,487 notes

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

4:49 pm  •  2 September 2014  •  646,010 notes
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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1:59 pm  •  2 September 2014  •  285,336 notes