Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

sub-tlyinterested:

bigdikkchinigga:

hchocolate:

ayajalil:

guitarman68:

karmas-a-betch:

attackonmikaelson:

imbatmanurnot:

ask-awkward-teen-dipper:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

Would never risk my mom

Mom I love chu

3.2 million, love you mama

Damn

this post is literally so ugly why does it exist

Phucking hate this shiiit

No chances

Don’t play those games.

Anonymous: do u have a bf

bepeu-deactivated20171202:

it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm

moonlightangel:

Can’t wait to wear a necklace w my lover’s initial BICH!!!!!

Anonymous: what that mouth do

kaliforhnia:

complain

hungwy:

dreams-squared:

hungwy:

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it. 

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you

wheel of fortune

missouri-misery:

puzzleboard:

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

This is a horror novel

megurashka:

megurashka:

i am so gentle and kind hearted

and stupid