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weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

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barcathekings:

Quitting school so I can watch champions league

11:08 pm  •  17 September 2014  •  198 notes
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lion:

when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for itimage

9:00 pm  •  17 September 2014  •  80,105 notes